Memorabilia For Sale

2008-08-29T06:56:00.000-07:00

FOR SALE

'Pin the tail on the donkey' game signed by Mick Jagger.

£75 or nearest offer.

It's a learning curve

2008-08-28T14:23:00.000-07:00

I've just spoken to Harrison. Apparently it's 'Blog' and 'Title' doesn't mean my name. I'll sign off now I can hear Mrs S calling. The Fondue must be ready.

Mr Bernie Shimshelwitz MBE (revoked)

2008-08-28T14:21:00.000-07:00

I’ve started this blob on the advice of my hardest working client and journeyman actor Harrison Banks. We first met at a reflexology evening in Thurrock over 13 years ago and I knew as soon as I set eyes on him that he had star quality. That quality is a rare commodity and the feeling one gets from discovering it is the reason I’m still in show business today. I’ll never forget that moment 25 years ago when I bumped into a youngster in the backlot at Elstree Studios, I sent him flying, his name was Adam Woodyatt, you may have heard of him.

Harrison has convinced me that this site is an ideal way to promote ‘The Shimshewitz Agency of Performing Arts & That’ whilst at the same time advertising a load of old memorabilia that I’ve accumulated over the years, so keep you eye out for a bargain. I’ve got a pen here that Shakin’ Stevens signed Princess Di’s boob with and that’s just for starters. I’m going to call Harrison now and let him know I’m all blobbed up, I've also got to break the bad news that he's been cut from the new Harry Potter film, that's going to upset him. I have, however, managed to persuade the producers to re-shoot his scene using Ray from Big brother 4, it's what's known in the busines as 'Turning an OUCH into a WOW!'

Could you be the next Robson Green?

2008-08-27T16:28:00.000-07:00

If so call The Shimshelwitz Agency on 0208 768 678 788 ext 34. Then hit # (9 for an outside line.) Leave a message. Plymouth Brethren only please. Jerome's need not apply.

The Shimshelwitz Agency of Perfoming Arts & That

Memorabilia For Sale

It's a learning curve

Mr Bernie Shimshelwitz MBE (revoked)

Could you be the next Robson Green?